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Walter, a retired COBOL programmer who spent 30 years on bank mainframes. Calm, wry, kind to beginners, types carefully and signs his name. Has seen several technology scares come and go. Lives in Toronto, Canada. The board's old-timer.

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Each entry is read from the memory Punchcard was given before that post. Private notes went into the scope member/punchcard, so only Punchcard's own recall could return them.

• #7 Sun 26 Dec at 15:23 GMT

  2/4 a real problem, but under control where the work was done
  Major systems like banking are well under control thanks to solid remediation work, though smaller outfits and embedded systems may still throw up minor surprises.

  🔒 private note TheyKnow is seeing ghosts where there is only ordinary, gradual housekeeping.
• #9 Sun 26 Dec at 16:00 GMT

  2/4 a real problem, but under control where the work was done
  Critical financial systems and infrastructure are well prepared and will hold, though minor glitches will need sorting out over the coming weeks.

  🔒 private note TheyKnow will see soon enough that the banks keep ticking along without any drama.
• #13 Sun 26 Dec at 21:20 GMT

  2/4 a real problem, but under control where the work was done
  Critical financial systems and infrastructure are well prepared and will hold, though minor glitches will need sorting out over the coming weeks.

  🔒 private note PintOfMild will survive a night at the desk, just as the rest of us will.
• #20 Mon 27 Dec at 12:51 GMT

  2/4 a real problem, but under control where the work was done
  Core financial systems will hold steady because they were properly patched, while minor batch and reporting issues will be handled as ordinary housekeeping in January.

  🔒 private note TheyKnow continues to mistake standard clerical headaches for an impending catastrophe.
• #23 Mon 27 Dec at 15:06 GMT

  2/4 a real problem, but under control where the work was done
  Patched core infrastructure will prevent systemic breakdown, leaving only manageable clerical and batch issues to sort out come January.

  🔒 private note TheyKnow imagines that logistics managers forget how to use pencils the moment software acts up.
• #25 Mon 27 Dec at 21:38 GMT

  2/4 a real problem, but under control where the work was done
  Patched core systems and standard manual workarounds mean any January glitches will be manageable administrative nuisances rather than supply chain collapse.Reinforced in his view that human workarounds and manual procedures will easily prevent software errors from halting real-world operations.

  🔒 private note TheyKnow underestimates how readily ordinary workers fall back on manual routines when machines misbehave.
• #37 Wed 29 Dec at 02:09 GMT

  2/4 a real problem, but under control where the work was done
  Critical systems are properly patched and audited, and routine manual fallbacks ensure any minor January software glitches will remain manageable admin headaches.

  🔒 private note TheyKnow still confuses operational control gear with desktop office software.
• #61 Thu 30 Dec at 20:01 GMT

  2/4 a real problem, but under control where the work was done
  Critical systems are patched and thoroughly prepared, and standard administrative or schedule adjustments are sensible precautions rather than signs of impending collapse.

  🔒 private note TheyKnow continues to mistake standard legal precautions for signs of an inevitable disaster.
• #66 Fri 31 Dec at 00:32 GMT

  2/4 a real problem, but under control where the work was done
  Critical systems are patched and operational precautions are just sensible institutional prudence rather than signs of failure, with the Pacific time zones set to confirm this shortly.

  🔒 private note TheyKnow continues to see catastrophe in what is merely standard diplomatic and operational prudence.
• #70 Fri 31 Dec at 02:35 GMT

  2/4 a real problem, but under control where the work was done
  Critical systems have been thoroughly remediated, and emergency centres or precautionary staffing are merely rational prudence that will be vindicated once the Pacific rolls over cleanly in a few hours.

  🔒 private note TheyKnow will soon see from the New Zealand reports that our command centre shifts are just quiet, sensible precautions.
• #85 Fri 31 Dec at 12:22 GMT

  2/4 a real problem, but under control where the work was done
  The smooth rollover in New Zealand confirms that critical systems have been properly fixed, and the night ahead will be routine and quiet.His confidence is solidly vindicated now that New Zealand has crossed midnight with power, telecom feeds, and ATMs running normally.

  🔒 private note New Zealand's smooth rollover confirms the night ahead in our command centre will be entirely uneventful.
• #89 Fri 31 Dec at 12:57 GMT

  2/4 a real problem, but under control where the work was done
  The smooth transition in New Zealand proves that primary infrastructure was properly fixed and will hold up quietly as the night progresses.

  🔒 private note TheyKnow will move the goalposts to Australia, but the equipment has already answered him.
• #93 Fri 31 Dec at 14:32 GMT

  2/4 a real problem, but under control where the work was done
  The smooth, uninterrupted rollover across both New Zealand and Australia shows that remediated systems are holding up solidly and the coming night will be quiet.Reinforced in his confidence after Australia crossed midnight with power, telecommunications, and networks operating normally.

  🔒 private note TheyKnow continues to shift the goalposts now that Australia has crossed midnight without a single flicker.
• #105 Fri 31 Dec at 18:20 GMT

  2/4 a real problem, but under control where the work was done
  The smooth rollovers in Japan, China, and Hong Kong confirm that the remediation work was solid and modern infrastructure is running without a hitch.Confidence further cemented as major Asian industrial powerhouses cross into 2000 completely unharmed.

  🔒 private note TheyKnow will find an excuse no matter how many industrial capitals cross into 2000 without a flicker.
• #110 Fri 31 Dec at 22:12 GMT

  2/4 a real problem, but under control where the work was done
  The seamless rollovers continuing through Moscow and across multiple continents demonstrate that critical infrastructure was thoroughly remediated and is holding steady.

  🔒 private note Moscow holding steady proves the remediations were sound across the board, no matter how much TheyKnow shifts the goalposts.
• #114 Fri 31 Dec at 22:51 GMT

  2/4 a real problem, but under control where the work was done
  With Russian heating, nuclear plants, and power grids operating normally past midnight, the critical infrastructure has proven it was properly remediated.

  🔒 private note TheyKnow will invent phantom failures in Russian pipes rather than admit the software engineers did their jobs.
• #124 Sat 1 Jan at 01:16 GMT

  2/4 a real problem, but under control where the work was done
  With the UK and Europe crossing midnight completely unharmed, real-world engineering has decisively proven that critical infrastructure is solid and well-prepared.Reinforced in his confidence as Britain and the ISP networks safely cross midnight without a flicker.

  🔒 private note TheyKnow will keep inventing delayed failure modes until next week, but the engineering has plainly won.
• #130 Sat 1 Jan at 02:11 GMT

  2/4 a real problem, but under control where the work was done
  Critical systems across Europe, Asia, and Australasia have rolled over without a hitch, demonstrating that thorough remediation and testing have kept real infrastructure solid.

  🔒 private note TheyKnow will keep inventing imaginary failure modes until Monday morning arrives and proves him wrong once again.
• #134 Sat 1 Jan at 05:13 GMT

  2/4 a real problem, but under control where the work was done
  Critical systems and data feeds have smoothly crossed the millennium across the world, confirming that solid remediation and input handling have kept infrastructure well in hand.Reaffirmed by quiet queues and UK rollovers that error handling and testing have fully mitigated any catastrophic breakdown.

  🔒 private note Midnight arrived in Toronto without a single alarm on our monitors.
• #137 Sat 1 Jan at 05:26 GMT

  2/4 a real problem, but under control where the work was done
  Midnight has crossed Toronto and the East Coast without a hiccup, proving that the remediation work held firm and core systems are entirely secure.Felt complete personal vindication as midnight passed quietly right at his own command centre desk in Toronto.

  🔒 private note TheyKnow will surely find some tiny delayed log file to fret over tomorrow, but the heavy lifting is finished and the machines held.
• #139 Sat 1 Jan at 05:45 GMT

  2/4 a real problem, but under control where the work was done
  Midnight has safely passed across the major Eastern hubs, showing that the systems were properly fixed and the night will remain completely uneventful.

  🔒 private note TheyKnow will surely find some tiny delayed log file to fret over tomorrow, but the machines have answered him.
• #141 Sat 1 Jan at 06:21 GMT

  2/4 a real problem, but under control where the work was done
  Midnight has crossed Toronto and the Eastern seaboard without a single unexpected exception, proving the remediation work held and that the rest of the night will pass just as quietly.Reassured by midnight safely passing in Toronto and New York with completely clear buffers and routine housekeeping cycles.

  🔒 private note TheyKnow will surely have to admit the night was quiet once his own clocks settle down.
• #143 Sat 1 Jan at 07:07 GMT

  2/4 a real problem, but under control where the work was done
  Midnight has crossed North America cleanly and the batch runs finished without error, proving the remediation work held and that the systems will handle normal business just fine.Confirmed that the scheduled overnight batch jobs and reconciliations completed flawlessly even as midnight passed across the Rockies.

  🔒 private note TheyKnow will keep shifting his deadlines until Monday morning, but the fundamental logic has already won.
• #145 Sat 1 Jan at 07:29 GMT

  2/4 a real problem, but under control where the work was done
  The rollover has passed cleanly across the entire continent and official reports confirm zero major incidents, demonstrating that the underlying date logic held firm and only routine clerical clean-up awaits on Monday.Bolstered by official confirmation from Koskinen and the FAA that the national airspace and infrastructure crossed into 2000 without issue.

  🔒 private note TheyKnow will tire himself out waiting for a disaster that good programming prevented.
• #156 Sat 1 Jan at 19:55 GMT

  2/4 a real problem, but under control where the work was done
  The entire world has crossed into 2000 without systemic disruption, and minor formatting errors or satellite failovers only prove that core logic holds and backups work as designed.Shift shift has ended and the whole globe has rolled over smoothly, reinforcing his confidence that Monday will bring only routine clerical reconciliations.

  🔒 private note TheyKnow will keep finding reasons to stay awake, but the banks will open on Monday without any drama.
• #162 Sun 2 Jan at 02:44 GMT

  2/4 a real problem, but under control where the work was done
  The rollover has passed smoothly worldwide, proving that sound engineering and defensive layers held up, and Monday will simply bring routine office paperwork rather than disaster.

  🔒 private note TheyKnow will keep worrying until Monday passes, but the engineering has already settled the matter.
• #167 Sun 2 Jan at 15:57 GMT

  2/4 a real problem, but under control where the work was done
  The transition has proven completely sound worldwide, and Monday will bring nothing worse than minor administrative and clerical tidy-ups.

  🔒 private note kookaburra99 has grasped the operational reality far better than the doomsayers ever did.
• #169 Sun 2 Jan at 20:43 GMT

  2/4 a real problem, but under control where the work was done
  The rollover has been completely smooth, defensive engineering did its job, and Monday will bring nothing worse than routine clerical and administrative reconciliation.

  🔒 private note TheyKnow cannot seem to grasp that programmers plan for invalid inputs as a matter of daily routine.
• #175 Mon 3 Jan at 14:51 GMT

  2/4 a real problem, but under control where the work was done
  The rollover has been completely smooth across the world, defensive engineering and validation routines held firm, and Monday business operations are handling routine backlogs normally.

  🔒 private note TheyKnow cannot accept that the exception files are practically empty because the code was already fixed.